Headaches slowly gather across the horizon, their footsteps reverberating throughout the sweltry deserts of my brain. Their imminence becomes more of a reality as their trudging slowly crescendoes over the silence that once existed. My mind slowly accepts this fate before horribly caterwauling, surprising, if not for only a brief moment, the band of advancing headaches.
WTF Ted, what da feeeezy do you mean? Okay, good question. This is exactly what I feel like after I do too many hours worth of lsat questions. ALLLLLright, maybe it is exaggerated a little, but my head does seem like it wants to explode and my mind DOES feel like shrieking like a cat who got his whiskers and tail cut off.
Testmasters provides students with 15 books... That's right. Not 5. I did not forget that one in the tens place- 15. Good lo. And it takes more than a while to complete each book, one due each lesson. So you can imagine the tug of war between temperament and patience going on in the facilities of my mind. For those who can't imagine, i'm going to give you a taste ... let's just say something to help whet your imagination.
LSAT SAMPLE QUESTION (clear your mind, grab a pen, and take no more than two minutes to solve this baby. The answer [don't cheat and look now] is the ninth letter of the first word of the third paragraph of this journal entry. If you can't figure that out, you don't deserve to know the correct answer. hahaa)
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In the Centerville Botanical Gardens, all tulip trees are older than any maples. A majority, but not all, of the garden's sycamores are older than any of its maples. All the garden's maples are older than any of its dogwoods.
If the statements above are true, which one of the following must also be true of trees in the Centerville Botanical Gardens?
(A) Some dogwoods are as old as the youngest tulip trees.
(B) Some dogwoods are as old as the youngest sycamores.
(C) Some sycamores are not as old as the oldest dogwoods.
(D) Some tulip trees are not as old as the oldest sycamores.
(E) Some sycamores are not as old as the youngest tulip trees.
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Now if this is super easy for any of you guys out there, and you really did analyze all the parts correctly, give yourself a round of applause. For me, these types of questions just get to me after a while. Speaking of lsats, I guess I should get ready to study again. Nothing like spending a nice sunny day studying in a library. Till the next time pahtnah.
