Yo, some funny stuff happened this week. First, I`m chilling at Shunjuku, waiting for my homey Chris to roll up so we could go see a local festival when he comes up with a stray dog. No, I don`t mean a real dog, but a Japanese middle-aged man who appeared drunk but surprisingly didn`t smell of alcohol. The whole time we couldn`t get him off our back. He bought Chris a beer and asked us if we had money. We were like no, we`re students so we`re broke as a joke, but Stray kept insisting that we kick it with him. So Chris and I start to walk away, but Stray started to follow us like a shadow in the summertime. Now the thought of pounding this guy did come up once or twice in our minds as we were trying to lose him, but because Stray bought Chris a drink, it would have be kinda sad. So instead Chris and I pretended to wait for the light to change at an intersection when instead we ran across right before a new stream of cars came. It was so funny because you could hear Stray yelling `FUKE YOU! FUKE YOU!!!` in what we admit was very well pronounced English.
Last night a circle payed for an all-you-can-drink dinner for me and some other friends. Oh HELLLLLZ NO! Buffet style drinks.. for F R EE? The night was over before it started. I didn`t yack but I did manage to stay buzzed for an amazingly long time. My other friend Ron, though, didn`t fare so well. He was supposed to crash at my pad, but then before I came back, I saw him rush to the subway stop. Today, he filled me in with the story. He ended up making the last train (Japan stops its train from 12:30 - 5:30a.m.) and was peacefully minding his own business when this Japanese guy started talking mad trash. Ron is usually a chill guy, but when you mix alcohol with straight Disrespect on the rocks, you are asking for something special. So Ron got up, grabbed the guy by his shirt and yelled `You wanna get crazy son? Ima kill you!` before a train employee intervened and booted Ron off the train. Now the next train wasn`t going to come until 5:30 so Ron decided to sleep in a telephone booth. But it`s mad cold in Japan right now and Ron`s jacket was on the train, so he ended up shivering like a dog with no fur and had to walk to a convenient store for warmth. This was only temporary because the workers were on to Ron... There`s only so much you can pretend to do at a convenient store. So later Ron went to a local Denny`s where he passed out until the first train came. Man, what a rough night for homey. All I know is that All-you-can drink joints should be illegal.
