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So are you guys at attention now? I mean did that get your attention? I actually wanted to talk about MY attention ... span that is, so I included that little image above as a introduction. No correlation? Shooo, everything has a connection in one way or another suckah.
Today, I spent another long day at the Pasadena Library. What's weird is that I can slowly see it getting longer. (Again my attention span people, stay with me) I used to remember the days before when half an hour of studying without moving my posterior from a chair used to constitute as an accomplishment... At one point in my life, I seriously thought I had ADD, but now I can conclude I only had selective ADD (to studying) Anyway, I'm proud of myself, even though it took me a latte and a can of red bull-hold-the-vodka today to keep myself awake. Now all I have to do is elongate ... my attention span ... as much as possible. Perhaps then I will be able to bang eight to ten hours of studies without a sweat.
Anyway, diction aside, have any of my female viewers ever tried eating cumquats? They are roughly the size of walnuts, and you can bust them open if you squeeze them hard enough. Perfect as a mix with your late night tea.
Okay, I better go hit the gym and get ready to study again. Before I go though, let me unwrap today's eye candy for you. Here is the lovely half Chinese actress, Ms. Jaymee Ong.
