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Saturday, September 27, 2003
 
After contemplating this for some time now, I finally decided to enroll in testmasters to help me with my lsat preparations. After listening to advice from current law school students and those who have already taken this beloved test, I decided that even if I study on my own, it wouldn't hurt to take a lsat course. Get this though- the creator of testmasters boasts that he holds the record for having the most perfects on the lsats, an uncontested eleven times... of course that probably goes to say that he probably also holds the record for taking the lsat more than anyone else in the world. heehee. I'm not hating, I'm just saying. What's more, if you are willing to dish out an extra $1500 on top of the regular enrollment fee, you can be taught by the man, the myth, the legend... yup you guessed it, Mr. Titleholder himself. And people actually DO enroll in this class. Some even claim that his way is THE way. Well if this was kung-fu and I wanted to learn from the head Shaolin monk, that is a little different... or is it?

Anyway, something interesting/strange occurred last night. It was at one of my friend's house. So my friend comes home around 11:30 after studying. Coincidentally he and his mother both arrive at the house at the same time. They see a white Altima parked in the driveway and think it's a little strange, but it could be one of the brother's friend so they don't really dwell on it. Ten minutes later, my friend's brother comes home and sees the same car... He claims he saw a couple of people in the car so he calls the police. Trustworthy 50 comes a few minutes later and asks my friend what the problem is to which he says 'an unknown car is parked in our driveway.' THe cops then ask about the people in the backyard to which my friend and his family say "what people?" LOL

So what ends up happening is that the cops make two arrests, has a chopper fly over my friend's house for about an hour, and then tells my friend's family the situation. The white altima was a stolen vehicle and the two passengers were high off their azzes. So high that they decided to park the car at a house they found inviting whose front lawn seemed even more inviting. Even after my friend, his mom, and his brother came home, these two guys still didn't feel the need to get going. The lawns musta been a Sealy Orthopedic type. heee These two guys end up going back into the car, lying back down on the front yard, and then roaming around in the backyard. So that's how the popos found these two guys.

Talk about random. There is a message to this story though, several actually: If you are going to steal a car and don't wanna get caught, 1) Don't do drugs 2) Don't park in a stranger's driveway 3) If you can't resist the urge to do step 2, leave when the owners of the house come back home 4) Don't try to sleep on a stranger's front AND back yard lawn. Good lo. haha

Aight then, gotta hit them books.

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