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Saturday, September 27, 2003
 
After contemplating this for some time now, I finally decided to enroll in testmasters to help me with my lsat preparations. After listening to advice from current law school students and those who have already taken this beloved test, I decided that even if I study on my own, it wouldn't hurt to take a lsat course. Get this though- the creator of testmasters boasts that he holds the record for having the most perfects on the lsats, an uncontested eleven times... of course that probably goes to say that he probably also holds the record for taking the lsat more than anyone else in the world. heehee. I'm not hating, I'm just saying. What's more, if you are willing to dish out an extra $1500 on top of the regular enrollment fee, you can be taught by the man, the myth, the legend... yup you guessed it, Mr. Titleholder himself. And people actually DO enroll in this class. Some even claim that his way is THE way. Well if this was kung-fu and I wanted to learn from the head Shaolin monk, that is a little different... or is it?

Anyway, something interesting/strange occurred last night. It was at one of my friend's house. So my friend comes home around 11:30 after studying. Coincidentally he and his mother both arrive at the house at the same time. They see a white Altima parked in the driveway and think it's a little strange, but it could be one of the brother's friend so they don't really dwell on it. Ten minutes later, my friend's brother comes home and sees the same car... He claims he saw a couple of people in the car so he calls the police. Trustworthy 50 comes a few minutes later and asks my friend what the problem is to which he says 'an unknown car is parked in our driveway.' THe cops then ask about the people in the backyard to which my friend and his family say "what people?" LOL

So what ends up happening is that the cops make two arrests, has a chopper fly over my friend's house for about an hour, and then tells my friend's family the situation. The white altima was a stolen vehicle and the two passengers were high off their azzes. So high that they decided to park the car at a house they found inviting whose front lawn seemed even more inviting. Even after my friend, his mom, and his brother came home, these two guys still didn't feel the need to get going. The lawns musta been a Sealy Orthopedic type. heee These two guys end up going back into the car, lying back down on the front yard, and then roaming around in the backyard. So that's how the popos found these two guys.

Talk about random. There is a message to this story though, several actually: If you are going to steal a car and don't wanna get caught, 1) Don't do drugs 2) Don't park in a stranger's driveway 3) If you can't resist the urge to do step 2, leave when the owners of the house come back home 4) Don't try to sleep on a stranger's front AND back yard lawn. Good lo. haha

Aight then, gotta hit them books.


Wednesday, September 10, 2003
 
*** Random entry *** If you don't like random, oh well, you think random likes you? =D
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Unrelentless winds batter my sail,
Pushing and pulling me from the trail.
Desperately praying for some unseen land,
I'd give anything to set food on sand.

Overwhelming thick mist callouses my sight,
But i still frantically search for light.
Perhaps something is out that may just save me
Or perhaps false hope is playing tricks on my sanity.
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This rhyme doesn't really signify anything in particular that is going on with my life or anyone that I know, but i just decided to write it. Well, maybe it is for a few of my friends, but they think it's a clear sunny day. But I guess individual interpretation is the only thing that really matters anyway... haha LoL.

But going back to why I wrote those few lines, it could apply to me later on. Even though I know exactly what I need and want to be doing right now, who knows what tomorrows tides will bring for me. Even someone with the most focus can look up and within one mere blink of an eye, see the world as Monet did... Yeah everyone IS beautiful from that distance pahtnah... heee. Aight, so pop dat contact that fell out back in right? Exactly. Rinse, wash, and put that mug back in. Refocus dat scene. Aight so maybe I'm the only one who understands what I'm trying to say, but shooo, it's my journal so I guess that's all that matters too. Man, individual interpretation and comprehension without consideration of other views; isn't that an unselfish outlook. (^^) Well, anyway, till da next time.




Thursday, September 04, 2003
 
The good old united states of ameriCA, and there's a reason why the last two letters of ameriCA are capitalized... If you don't know why... I'm sorry. It must be a very dark place where you live. lol (^^)

I came back on Labor Day, while everybody was no doubt partying somewhere or at least lounging around. I initially thought I would have mad reverse culture shock, but surprisingly I don't. I do find myself doing things only people in Japan do ( i will spare you the details), but those habits will no doubt dwindle as time runs farther down the road toward the finish line of my life... Dayang, that didn't sound too positive, but oh well. Metaphor stated; meaning conveyed; next line.

As for my stomach having an orgasm.. It has... multiple times. =D First day back I had some Dim Sum with my rents... Then I went to Souplantation, which I know some of you don't like but I do and it was good to OD on salad once again. I also went to Tommy's burgers and Tops.... Man, the funny thing about Tommy's burgers was that I forgot about the serving size of those burgers. They are HUGE! I thought I would be able to finish two items easy so I ordered a chili cheese hotdog and a double cheeseburger... When the food came out, dayamn Gina! It was like my stomach agreed to a blind menage and then two fat biker chicks ring the doorbell asking to get the party started already... But needless to say, i just closed my eyes and took it. hahaha. Naw, yall know what I mean...Git your minds out the gutter! But lil tip for all you buffet lovers out there: the faster you eat, the more you will be able to eat... Guess if you are at a constant state of consumption, your stomach won't be able to respond as readily as if you ate, rested, ate, rested, blah blah blah. Dat's right all my mass consumers out there, do yo dayamn thang.

What else has happened... Oh yeah i have two new tracks that I put together... Maybe I'll let some of you guys listen to it one day...one song is called 'afterparty' and the rap part goes-

Dayamn you looking so fine
Let's do this thing
Click and clack some wine

Boo, you wanna spit some math
Arithmatically
Leading to your bath

So many ways to make you wet
Ending in doggie
Don't call the vet

Yo, we gonna get real crump
Bottle in my hand
As I smack that rump

Ma Ima ice you down
Heat you back up
Til you scream like a hound

Girl, hope you ain't a gold digger
Cuz I'll hit and split
my nugget on your figure
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Anyway, just wanted to share that part with all you guys lounging out there in cyber space... Well, that's all for today--- Still have jet lag so I better tag, myself to sleep and get deep, with them dreams so that things may seem, oh so much better. ONe

 

 
   
 
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