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Thursday, December 19, 2002
 
UUUUWEEEEEEEE! It is officially Winter break! Time to go out all night and then wake up at 4 everyday! Okay, maybe not, but I am so relieved I get a break, however short it may be. Yes, for those of you working, you don`t have a break, but I`m still a student so I`m going to enjoy the perks that comes along with being a student, tat tat!

Last Friday was CRAZY. And I don`t necessarily mean that in a good way. Well, it was really fun, but one of my friends, Brent, drank way too much. Well, just like he always does, Brent brought his own bottle of liquor to the bar. But he termed this bottle the `scud missle` cuz the bottle was the shape of a Grey Goose bottle, but twice the size in both length and diameter... And yes, before we left the bar, we ended up finishing the bottle, although Brent takes the credit for drinking most of it. It was after he took his last sip when he forgot everything thereafter.

It was 9:15 and we all had to leave to meet some other friends. I was trying to get another friend`s (Taku) attention, but Taku didn`t hear me. So what does Brent do? He takes out his bb-gun and straight gats Taku in the chest! Brent doesn`t even recollect taking the gun out... hahah! So we leave the bar and end up at Shibuya (as always). We enter Sugar High Club and we`re all drinking, having a good time. Thirty minutes later, Brent said he needed to go to the bathroom located five meters away from him, but he ends up going downstairs. We all think maybe the bathroom is occupied so he went down to find another, but the bathroom was vacant. So all of us, knowing Brent was kinda tow up, rushed downstairs to look for him, but to no avail. He was already gone. And he stayed that way... for the next four hours. We called him every half hour, but his phone didn`t have reception until around 3:00.

Taku ended up contacting Brent and met him at Yoshinoya. What`s funny is that Brent remembers being in the first bar, and the next thing he knows, he`s eating a beef bowl. What`s even more funny was that he was found wearing a white jacket, the kind that people at sushi restaurants wear. The jacket was dirty and Brent`s knee was hurting. We still have no idea what happened. All I know is that in the club while he was MIA, people were getting crazy because they were taking advantage of the all you can drink special til 4 in the morning.

Well, tonight there`s another all you can drink soiree. There`s a 90 minute time limit this time, but it`s only $13 bucks per head with food included! Man, you know we gonna get crunk fast. Aight, tuck me in to bed baby and turn the lights off on your way out.


Thursday, December 12, 2002
 
What up- I`m back on track to attack this pack of space used for longevity and other modes of expressivity. Making words stand the test of time, as readers unwind this twine of digital reinvention. Let the letters on your screen coalesce to profess thoughts I mean to confess. Let your eyes digest the words like how Chinese eat birds at Dim Sum. Soon you will see that poetically this piece is nothing more than illiteracy... at it`s finest.

It snowed in Japan about three days ago cloaking the land with a blanket of white snow. This weather is pretty strange too for this time of month. I heard it hasn`t snowed this hard in thirty years. Sadly though, just like how you forget to put in gas in your car, the snow stopped abruptly and soon the normacy of an average winter day became apparent once again.

I met this one older woman recently. Man, they all look young here... Okay so maybe this one looked a little older, but anyway, I found out that she used to be a model. And then finally when the time came for me to disclose my age, I actually lied. This is the first time I felt compelled to lie about my age... Maybe I felt pressured to try to close the gap so that she would think of me as someone on her level and not try to look around for my parents. But ma was cool and the conversation progressed pretty smoothly. The next day my friend`s brother threw a party for his company, which is an investment bank firm. Shoot, I felt out of place when I went there, not just because my friends and I were the youngest ones there, but because I wasn`t able to see. There was too much bling blinding my eyes. The highlight of the night was when one of my friends, Bobby, tried to spit some game to a model from Romania, and the only thing she asked him was `How Old Are You?` to which Bobby unashamedly replied `23.` The model responded by just turning back around to where she was before Bobby went up to her! Dang, you swear Romania won the gold for gymastics! Okay, maybe they did, but dayamn did we feel the coldness of winter at that party. Anyway, just like how Lorena Bobbit really wanted her Oscar Mayer, that`s how much we wanted to get out. So we exited and left for Roppongi where winter wasn`t as cold.

Friday is supposed to be a day where you pay 3000 en, equivalent to 27 bucks and you get entrance to the club, plus all you can drink. Not too bad if you ask me. We`ll see what the fine print says when we get there. See you on the next train.

 

 
   
 
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